Let's Guess!

1. What do atomic scientists do when they go on vacation?
Ans: They go fission.
2. Who makes a million dollars a day?
Ans: A mint.
3. Why are twin doctors puzzling?
Ans: They are a paradox pair of doc.
4. Who was the first nuclear scientist?
Ans: Eve, because she knew all about atom (Adam).
5. What has hundred limbs but can’t walk?
Ans: A tree.
6. What is the longest word in the world?
Ans: Rubber, because it stretches.
7. Why are jazz musicians so sweet?
Ans: Because they play in jam sessions.
8. What is in fashion but always out of date?
Ans: The letter ‘f’.
9. What is a fund for needy musicians?
Ans: Band aid.
10. What keeps put bugs and shows movies?
Ans: Screens.
11. What is green and sings?
Ans: Elvis Presley.
12. What should a girl wear when she wants to end a fight?
Ans: Makeup.
13. What is green and dangerous
Ans: A thundering herd of pickles